So I have a confession....I may have caused this:
It's a plane crash.
I didn't mean to crash an airplane.
Let me 'splain.
On Tuesday, Unagi (the doggy) and I left the house for a dreaded tempo run. When I told Unagi our plan, she was clearly not thrilled. I thought we would follow a new route I experimented with last week. I have been hesitant to run on the trail system by myself, and I don't care to run along busy roads, so I found a route through the neighborhood that passes through a section of the airport.
So Unagi and I started with a 20 minute warm up which took us to the North side of Lake Hood. We then started the tempo portion of the run. Our goal was 20 minutes at the maximum sustainable pace. Oy.
Twelve minutes into the torture, while gasping for breath and sweating profusely, I heard sirens. My first thought was that a good samaritan had called the emergency vehicles to assist me, as I looked (and sounded) like someone about to have a heart attack.
As we followed the road that winds through the airport, we were passed by police cars, fire trucks, an ambulance and airport emergency response trucks. My relief that they weren't coming for me was tempered by the fact that they were coming at all.
At the fifteen minute mark, as I turned East to head home, I was met by an airport-emergency-response-man. He informed me that the road was closed due to a plane crash.
I immediately felt VERY bad as I realized that my gasping for breath must have created a dramatic and unexpected cross wind, causing the plane to crash immediately after take-off.
I'm sorry.
I felt so bad, I didn't even tell the airport-emergency-response-man that I was in a bit of a pinch now. You see, I had no hydration or fuel with me, and the detour to get home added another 1.5 miles to my route. Ouch.
I opted to slow back to a normal pace, tough it out until the last half mile, then walk the cool down.
I'm sorry Mr. Pilot. Promise not to breathe so hard next time.
LOL. First of all, that is funny (hope everyone in the crash was ok, though). 2nd of all, I can completely identify with your dread of a 20-minute tempo run at maximum sustainable pace. I think that's spelled HELL. bleagh. I've been putting off my tempo run today. Still need to do it. Procrastinating. It's HOT and HUMID. Good girl for getting it done!
ReplyDeleteBrooke, you are so funny!
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